Frequently Asked Questions
Who runs this?
Just one pissed-off, principled human. No bots, no committees, no overlords. Design, fulfillment, and customer service are handled by one person — me.
Where are you located?
New Hampshire, for now. Birthplace of the Free State Project. The shirts may travel farther than I do.
What’s your return policy?
If it shows up broken, wrong, or jacked up — I’ll fix it. If you just changed your mind or didn’t read the description, that’s on you. Everything’s printed to order, so don’t treat this like Amazon. Be sure before you buy.
Do you ship internationally?
Not at the moment. We're looking into it. If you want us to prioritize it, drop a line at the contact form — it helps to know who’s asking.
What kind of shirts do you use?
Soft, durable, ethically sourced (to the best of my ability). Usually Bella+Canvas or Gildan Softstyle — but I adapt to what's in stock.
Are these designs exclusive?
Yes. Every design is original. If you see them elsewhere, they’re bootlegs — and usually uglier.
Can I request a custom design?
Maybe. If it's principled, sharp, and doesn’t suck — reach out. But I don’t work for exposure or ego trips.
Do you take bulk orders?
Depends. For activists, meetups, or principled events — maybe. Use the contact form and don’t waste my time.
Do you accept donations?
Not yet, but it's on the radar. If you believe in what I’m doing and want to support it, let me know.
Can I pay with crypto?
Not yet. Working on it. Should be live soon — probably BTC and maybe Monero if I’m feeling spicy.
Why are your politics all over the shirts?
Because liberty isn’t a hobby — it’s the whole damn point.
I’m offended.
Then the system’s working as intended.